Funliner

shell fun

All your base are belong to us

chown -R us ./allyourbase

get a life

echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq' | dc

rtfm

echo '16i[q]sa[ln0=aln100%Pln100/snlbx]sbA0D4D465452snlbxq' | dc

touch woman

touch: cannot touch `woman': Permission denied

gentooler's date

updatedb && locate && talk && date && cd && strip && look; touch; unzip; finger; uptime; gawk; emerge --oneshot condom &&
mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; emerge -C condom && make clean; sleep